Ok so now we all know about Sam and if you DON'T know about Sam STOP READING now because I don't want to spoil it for any one.

We know Sam is a shape shifter and kinda a low life considering he really seemed to want Tara and then - well according to the previews - kinda wants Sookie's cookies again. What is so great about her mind reading cookies? Jesus Christ on a cracker - you'd think that little gapped tooth varmint was the only woman for miles. She is hideous, people, get a grip!

(By the way - can I ask? WHAT KIND OF BEST FRIEND IS SOOKIE??? She saw Tara and Sam together but she is going to go for it anyway? My god, that is just tragic.)

But what of Bill? He went right snacky on that poor girl, didn't he? I KNOW he had no choice but everyone got all moany and Bill just went a'chompin! He did what he did for Sookie but since I am failing to see what makes her so goddamn great - Bill makes me sickly.

Next; I knew Jason's chippy was a psycho. That was obvious when she tossed the silver chain on the homebody vamp, Eddie. But what kind of nut bag would kill Eddie? That guy was sweet - just sitting around watching TV all the time, getting little blood thirsty booty calls from my hero Lafayette. She took a hard left turn there - didn't she? I hope Jason kills her, I really do.

And Tara Tara Tara my little hot mess. Who caused her to drive off the road? Was that a PIG with that specter? Maybe there is some dark magic going on, after all. I hope Tara doesn't kill somebody because - frankly - I want her to kick the shit out of Sookie.

Also I have a theory as to whom the killer may be...just a theory mind you but I think it's that guy Rene. Why? Well two reasons - when he proposed to Arlene and he bent down by the tire; my whole body shook a bit and I thought 'OMG it's Rene!' but then he just popped the question. Then last nights episode had that weird conversation between Arlene, Sookie and Jason's little slutbag. Remember? The one where Arlene went on and on and on about how great Rene is? Looks like a set up to me. Seriously. Sort horror movie one o' one. Rene is the man. The bad bad man.

I could go on all night because I have surprisingly found an odd fondness for the show. I am kinda crushing on Sam and still nutso for Tara & Lafayette...

But I wont...I will just leave you with this...

Amy is a FREAKING LUNATIC.

I hope you all had a safe and scary Halloween. Ours was wonderful as usual. Miles had the day off from school since the 31st is also Nevada Day. We headed out first thing in the morning to grab a few pumpkins to carve and a few extra bags of candy. Miles was/is feeling under the weather so I didn't expect him to want to do much. Mostly he hung around in his costume and handed out candy to the neighborhood kids with his dad. He wasn't too let down because we had a smashing party at his school on the 30th with a really extraordinary scary parade. I watched BRAVO count down the scariest movie moments with my sister, Diane. All and all - a pretty nice night.

Now we are getting ready for Thanksgiving and Christmas, already!!! Where did the year go?

My gosh.

I thought it was about time that I checked in and let you know I am still breathing. I have not turned into a mindless zombie - although some reports may differ. We are totally into the dark joys of Hallo'ween around these parts. Decorating, planning parties. Just having a spooky old time. I will have to take some pictures of the front of our house. The tangled rosebush graveyard looks especially cool this year since Miles thought it would be neat to add some rats.

And speaking of Miles - he is loving 3rd grade. He was just ranked in the 99th percentile of top readers in his age group for the WHOLE UNITED STATES. Yeah. He rocks. We are super proud. He is back in chess club and still doing tae kwon doh. He is an all around cool kid.

As for the rest of us ghouls, we are wandering through the graves. I am happy to say that I am getting SOME work done but not enough. My muse is on vacation and waving at me from the deck of a small boat anchored off shore. This is frustrating to say the least but I am living with it. I figure she will either come back or she wont. No point in stressing over it. If I NEVER do another piece of art at least I know I DID do some nice ones while I could.

Today is my sister's birthday so much fun will be had. There is a lovely restaurant called The White Chocolate Grill that she likes to attend so we will take her there for the festivities. There shall be much rejoicing.

In other news, I have HAD it with Stephine Meyer. I just want to smack the shit out of her. I didn't bother finishing The Host. It was just too impossibly bad to believe and what is her obsession with young girls and older men? Edward may be frozen at 17 forever but lets face it - he is closer to 100 than 17 in actual YEARS and the couple, in her DREADFUL attempt at literature The Host, are 17 and 26. What the??? I know other people see this - I am not taking crazy pills. It seems ODD that's all...oh YEAH and I forgot about the wolves imprinting on INFANTS. That is such an ewwwww gross I don't even like to think about it. I must have blocked it.

I loved Twilight. I liked New Moon and Eclipse. I thought Breaking Dawn was a horrible piece of dung. So I am one of those idiots who are changing time and space and I am pretending there isn't a book called Breaking Dawn. As far as I am concerned, the books are a trilogy and it ENDS with Eclipse. And that is the last of it, as well. I am not talking about it anymore until Nov when the movie comes out

Ok I am not going to post any spoilers - I am not going to be that girl but well never mind...

but...

oh NEVER mind...

It has been a long weekend. Humid but no rain until tomorrow night. I think I will take some new pictures of my dogs tomorrow. That would be nice.

I have to thank whomever bought all the stuff from my Zazzle store. Very cool of you. It is nice to have the extra cash.